Hello People of this World….

Hi everyone. :)

Yes, I am aware of how pretentious my blog title is.

As the blog title hints at, I’m a New Zealand authoress (unpublished as of 1/4/12 (but soon to be!)) and I will be bringing you my thoughts and book/movie reviews from here. I post stories and scripts as well. :)

I’m a fan of  the dystopian genre, plus sci-fi, fantasy and steampunk. I don’t really like romance. Inception is my favourite movie of all time, and Sanctuary and Doctor Who are my favourite shows of all time.

As well as writing, I act, do photography and film short films, which I will link to at points. I spend a lot of time doing challenges for random websites as well..

Just a little about myself.. I was born on the cusp of Virgo and Libra, I have brown hair and brown eyes and I’m 5’7. I play the piano. I’m fairly cynical.

Also, I’m really into equality, so a good majority of my posts probably have me ranting about how unequal some parts of this world are. I write slash fiction as well, so be warned. :)

 

Yeah, that’s me.

So I found a nice surprise when I got home…

…my NaNoWriMo novels had arrived!

I expected them to arrive mid-June, and it was great to have them arrive so early :) It’s kept me buzzy all afternoon!

 

Couple of pics:

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Plus, I found a filter on Picasa that looks like Instagram. So, total WIN.

 Yeah, good day. :)

I’m doing my NCEA level one speech on how sucky Facebook is. Cue the rotten tomatoes.

Or, BEDA: Days 21-24

Nothing much has happened in the last couple of days… a little known band called One Direction was in my country… and I didn’t really care..

School restarted for me, which was bad.

My friend’s horse got food poisoning and might have died by now, I don’t know :(

It’s one of my other friend’s birthday today.

Tomorrow is ANZAC day… yeah.

That’s literally about all.

xoxox

Movie review: Part 2 of 2 (BEDA Days 15-20)

Now, onto part 2 of my movie review.

4. Sherlock Holmes and the Game of Shadows

With Dr. John Watson about to marry and end their partnership, a disconsolate Sherlock Holmes occupies his time investigating the schemes of his archenemy, Professor James Moriarty. However, when Moriarty warns that he considers the Watsons a legitimate target for his retaliation against the detective, Holmes must save them and get John involved in one last case. To do so, they join the Roma lady Madam Simza Heron’s quest to find her missing brother, Renee, who may be the key to defeating Moriarty. Together, the trio find themselves involved in a dangerous international conspiracy led by the Napoleon of Crime in which the fate of all of Europe hangs in the balance.

This movie was pretty good. I liked how it was fairly slashy, but not ridiculous. The filmography was great and I just loved the whole thing. I’m very pleased my cousin invited me to see it with her. Great movie, one to see. I’m TOTALLY going to buy it.

5/5 :D

And, lastly….

The Hunger Games

In a dystopian future, the totalitarian nation of Panem is divided between 12 districts and the Capitol. Each year two young representatives from each district are selected by lottery to participate in The Hunger Games. Part entertainment, part brutal retribution for a past rebellion, the televised games are broadcast throughout Panem. The 24 participants are forced to eliminate their competitors while the citizens of Panem are required to watch. When 16-year-old Katniss’s young sister, Prim, is selected as District 12′s female representative, Katniss volunteers to take her place. She and her male counterpart Peeta, are pitted against bigger, stronger representatives who have trained for this their whole lives.

I had been looking forward to the Hunger Games for MONTHS. Sadly, the movie didn’t live up to my expectations. Sure, it was…good… I guess. They got the main structure of the book there.. but I WAS disappointed. It didn’t hold the appeal that I thought it would. One main reason was because it wasn’t dark enough. More on that HERE. It was also really annoying how the moviemakers left out little things from the book that wouldn’t have cost much money. Like Peeta’s father giving Katniss cookies, and the hallucionations from the tracker jackers. They may have been trying to keep costs down, but sometimes, you need to sacrifice stuff from the Ohio-sized cash cow in order to make a good film.

Still, it gets a worthy 3/5. You should see it.. but it’s not really a requirement. It’d be nice if Catching Fire was better.

Ugh. I thought it was Autumn? BEDA: Days 10-14

The weather in my area has been MENTAL lately.. There was a bit of an Indian summer a couple of days ago, but now the weather is really bad. And cold. Not at all pleasant.

But, today’s topic is movies. Movies are one of the things that I love going to see, or just watching at home, when the weather’s bad. I want to write about the top five movies that I’ve seen in the last few months.

Top Five (not in any particular order)

1: The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel

2: Tintin

3: Hugo

4: Sherlock Holmes: The Game of Shadows

5: The Hunger Games

Now, for starters, I’ll write about The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel.

This movie is about a group of British retirees who decide to “outsource” their retirement to less expensive and seemingly exotic India. Enticed by advertisements for the newly restored Marigold Hotel and bolstered with visions of a life of leisure, they arrive to find the palace a shell of its former self. Though the new environment is less luxurious than imagined, they are forever transformed by their shared experiences, discovering that life and love can begin again when you let go of the past.

I saw this with my parents two days ago, and it was bloody marvellous. The plot is amazing, the filming and locations are fabulous and the whole movie is just DAMN good. I decided to see this because of the amount of awesome actors and actresses in it, and they didn’t disappoint at all. I highly recommend seeing it. The only aspect that annoyed me a tad was the fact that the gay character died first and we didn’t really get to see much of his backstory.

4.5/5 stars. – Totally worth a watch, and maybe even buying the DVD.

Next of all,Tintin.

Having bought a model ship, the Unicorn, for a pound off a market stall Tintin is initially puzzled that the sinister Mr. Sakharine should be so eager to buy it from him, resorting to murder and kidnapping Tintin – accompanied by his marvellous dog Snowy – to join him and his gang as they sail to Morocco on an old cargo ship. Sakharine has bribed the crew to revolt against the ship’s master, drunken Captain Haddock, but Tintin, Snowy and Haddock escape, arriving in Morocco at the court of a sheikh, who also has a model of the Unicorn. Haddock tells Tintin that over three hundred years earlier his ancestor Sir Francis Haddock was forced to scuttle the original Unicorn when attacked by a piratical forebear of Sakharine but he managed to save his treasure and provide clues to its location in three separate scrolls, all of which were secreted in models of the Unicorn. Tintin and Sakharine have one each and the villain intends to use the glass-shattering top Cs of operatic soprano the Milanese Nightingale to secure the third. With aid from bumbling Interpol agents the Thompson Twins our boy hero, his dog and the captain must prevent Sakharine from obtaining all three scrolls to fulfil the prophesy that only the last of the Haddocks can discover the treasure’s whereabouts.

I accidentally went to see Tintin, but I can say that it was a great mistake to make. I enjoyed Tintin, a lot. The story was whimsical, but a great watch. The 3D aspect made it SO good, and I just enjoyed it immensly. No problems with this great movie.

5/5 – One to buy on DVD. SO amazingly well done :)

Next of all, Hugo.

Hugo is an orphan boy living in the walls of a train station in 1930s Paris. He learned to fix clocks and other gadgets from his father and uncle which he puts to use keeping the train station clocks running. The only thing that he has left that connects him to his dead father is an automaton (mechanical man) that doesn’t work without a special key which Hugo needs to find to unlock the secret he believes it contains. On his adventures, he meets with a shopkeeper, George Melies, who works in the train station and his adventure-seeking god-daughter. Hugo finds that they have a surprising connection to his father and the automaton, and he discovers it unlocks some memories the old man has buried inside regarding his past.

This movie was gorgeous. The filmography was beautiful and the child actors were SO good at their roles. I loved the references to ‘Safety First’, an iconic silent movie, and I just loved all the subtext and all the stuff about old movies. The locations were great, and it was just a fabulous, fabulous movie.

If I could give it 6/5, I would. One to definitely watch!

 

I totally forgot about BEDA: Days 2-9

I’m a dick. How did I forget about BEDA? Well, for starters I thought I had a geography test and a science test that I was supposed to be studying for. More on that later.

Secondly, school ended for the holidays two days early, due to the rain. Which was GREAT. :) So I didn’t have to do the two aforementioned tests.

Thirdly, I finally got my mic working, so I’ve been recording my novel.

And lastly, my memory is sucky. :P

I literally forgot about BEDA. I will try and remember for tomorrow though… :)

I just decided to do Blog Every Day in April

Hey ya’ll… I literally just decided to do BEDA: April Edition. This is probably going to ruin my (lack) of a social life. Ah well.

So darlings, today’s topic is Facebook. I ‘might’ be doing Facebook for my speech next school term, so I thought I better plan out my thoughts today.

So, I don’t like Facebook. *ducks and waits for arrows and pitchforks*

You wanna know why?

Well, for starters

: Facebook is creepy.

I used to have two Facebook accounts. Don’t ask why, it’s irrelevent. I tried to close one, by ‘deactivating’ it. Little did I know, this didn’t actually close it, but rather did absolutely nothing except minimise how much stuff that facebook sent me. I eventually did figure out how to close my account properly (five steps)  then found out that “Facebook keeps your data after your account is deleted”. (Well, Facebook says in their privacy policy that they have the right to keep your data after account deletion). I’m sorry Facebook, but I like to be fairly incognito. I also like not to be able to be searched by complete strangers in different countries who may be up to illegial things. Sorry if that offends you. Facebook talks about ‘how amazing’ its privacy settings are, but they really aren’t that good.

<<<Also, they track everything you google. I know for sure that Jango is NOT a fb powered site.

Secondly,

:Facebook claims to know you.

This one annoys the HELL out of me. By inputting a few settings on Fb + liking some pages, Facebook creates a profile of you in order to put ads up on your page that they think you’ll click (to create ad revenue). Now, this is basically Facebook claiming to know exactly you and what you like. This is ridiculous. A multi-million dollar company can’t see into my head. Besides, if their profiling is SO great,  I’m a lesbian. (They’re not too far off, but they’re wrong.) (Suck on that, Facebook.)

    NOT RELEVANT. ARGH.

Lastly (I could think of more reasons, but parentals are urging me off the net),

:Facebook makes normal people really stupid.

How many times have you seen something on someone’s page that goes something like:

So, I was like at the movies today like and I saw this sooo cute guy with a girl and the guy was SO cute and I’m SO alone and so sad now. I’m crying. :’(

I’m just like “GET A LIFE!! YOU’RE 15! I don’t care if you’re so randy you have to facebook about how unloved you are. Go read romantic fiction or watch Twilight. SUCK IT UP.”

..It makes me SO annoyed.

Also, when people are just posting about abstract things such as:

I just saw my first cat of the year! OMG!11!!!1!

I just sigh, and then weep for humanity.

Facebook is an amazing business tool, and good for talking to people who don’t check their email, but that’s it. As much as I want to close my Facebook account, I can’t. I’ve got friends in other countries who don’t check their email, and I really want to talk to them. Also, I use it for self promotion of my youtube vids. But, if I could close it, I would.

The Hunger Games Movie: My Review

The Hunger Games, the movie I’ve been looking forward to since I heard they were making one. I thought it would be awesome, but I was slightly underwhelmed. Before you jump on me, I’m going to say why.

The movie wasn’t dark enough.

Not dark as in colour, but dark as in content. The whole thing of the Hunger Games is that the Capitol is EVIL. EVIL. The whole thing I got from the movie was that the Capitol was bad, but not evil. This irritated me to no end.

This movie could have been darker. It takes a LOT to constitue a rating higher than pg13. Believe me, I know.. I was studying it… You can practically show sex on a pg13 movie, as long as it is tasteful and shows no body parts. The Hunger Games could have been better if they had followed the book more, I guess. There were some parts in the book, such as the lamb stew part, that I loved and wished they had kept. I also wish they had included more music.

My graph

There was another column that I didn’t add. It was the ‘people who went because they heard about it on facebook’.

 

All in all, though, it wasn’t ‘too’ bad, and I can’t wait for Catching Fire!

Pictures of my costuming so far…

I make costumes… I don’t know if you really care…. Me.. as a fairy. I took the picture myself, that’s why it’s fairly shoddy..

 I did a sort of drag queen thing for sports day at school..

Yeah, I like costumes.

Kiwi Writers Blog Week: Day Three

Questions: Pt 2

1.) Who’s your inspiration?
Several authors, several actresses and my friend.. let’s just call her C. She’s an amazing writer for her age, and I really look up to her.

2.) Do you use real-life facts based on true stories?
Sometimes. I use real life places and facts, but sometimes I edit them a bit. I’ve used one Maori myth for one Sanctuary fanfiction.

3) Do you use your OWN experiences?
I’ve used pieces of my own experiences. I don’t really like writing from my own experiences because I can’t really recreate said experience perfectly and that is a pain.

4.) Did you ever think you’d ever become an writer?
When I was a kid, no. Two years ago, no. I didn’t really think I’d have the drive to write an (unedited) novel.

5) What genre of books do you like to read? Do you limit yourself to only the genre/s that you write yourself?
Well, I read some romance. I don’t write romance. I read comedy. I don’t write comedy.. But, generally, I do read what I write…

6) Were you always good at writing?
In class, I’ve always been one of the best, but not the best. I think I’m pretty good at it in relation to my peers, but in the world circuit, NOT good, AT ALL.

7) How do you get started with writing a story (as in, how do you start developing the story, how do you get inspired for it)
I generally plan it out, in bullet points. I don’t put too much detail in. I get a few of my characters organised, and then start writing.

8) What advice would you give to people who “run out of creativity” when writing?
I have this sign on my wall that says ‘your inspiration’. That helps me think. Advice.. well, I’d say, totally deviate from your original plot idea. It changes things up, and makes it easier to continue to write. Or, use a plot generator or character generator to spice the story up a bit.

This is the end of the questions. I should probably think of an original thing to blog about now…

By Skyuni123 Posted in Books